To be honest, I feel bad for anybody who develops feelings for me, because I will probably just pull out your heart and stomp all over it without even realizing it.
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop
knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there
|everyone:||are you okay|
|everyone:||you look tired|
|everyone:||you look upset|
|everyone:||you look confused|
|everyone:||are you mad at me|
|everyone:||what happened to you|
|everyone:||are you sick|
|me:||IT'S MY FACE|
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you